Caption Contest (Image Source: Alphabeti ver`e naturalis Hebraici brevissima delineatio) | Newberry

Caption Contest (Image Source: Alphabeti ver`e naturalis Hebraici brevissima delineatio)

Winning caption: Confined to his cell, Edward Penfingers discovers the passive aggressive delight of celebrity image disfiguration. – Linda Gottschall

Image source: Alphabeti ver`e naturalis Hebraici brevissima delineatio, 1667.

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Confined to his cell, Edward Penfingers discovers the passive aggressive delight of celebrity image disfiguration.
Mirror mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?
Just one more touch of red ,and all of Europe shall be on their knees.
I hate these You Tube tutorials. Good Lord, I only have two hands!
I guess art does imitate life!
Since the quarantine Fred's nails double as paint brushes.
If it says "Ah", I'm out of here.
H is for handsome and S is for Scissorhands.
Narcissus Scissorhands before mirrors were commonplace
Pretty! I'm so pretty! I'm so pretty and witty and gay!
At least these freakish digits are good for something!
Dear Dr. Faust, Your lip enhancing injections are a FRAUD, and I have the math to prove it! (Hope I can submit this version rather than the one I typed in earlier today.)