Caption Contest (Image Source: Lusus Poeticus Poetis)

Posted on July 8, 2020

Winning caption: “I distinctly remember something about ‘until death do us part’!” – Roy Frack

Image source: Lusus Poeticus Poetis (book of poetry published by English poet Edward Bendlowes in 1634).

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Submitted by GORDON GROOM on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Early anatomical engravings were revealed to be quite literal in their depiction of the “rib cage.”

Submitted by Eva Skye on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Your not praying hard enough

Submitted by Margie Weaver on July 9, 2020 Permalink

You’re sure I’ll be safe here?

Submitted by Mary Aronin on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I'm so into you.

Submitted by Gloria Picchetti on July 9, 2020 Permalink

My mother says you are too codependent.

Submitted by Thomas F Banks on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Dear Lord, I said “two tickets to the GUN SHOW, not the bone yard.”

Submitted by Alan Gornik on July 9, 2020 Permalink

"What are you laughing about?!"

Submitted by Jerry Yanoff on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I'm going to have to speak to the diocese about a more private confessional.

Submitted by Patrick Feeney on July 9, 2020 Permalink

My inner-self keeps telling me to quit the diet, but I worked so hard to drop the weight. Oh, what to do, what to do.

Submitted by Ron Kochman on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I wish the State would tell you ahead of time that there's a VERY long wait to renew your driver's license!

Submitted by GENE CLEVINGER on July 9, 2020 Permalink

"140,000 dead in the US alone? I'm SO Covid'd out!"

Submitted by DJ C-Chin on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I know that I am always in your heart.

Submitted by Ann Heinrichs on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I pray for your soul. But I told you: you should have worn a mask.

Submitted by Gene Tenner on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Wow. Was that a long pregnancy or what!

Submitted by Ana Carrillo on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Pondering about my inner child.

Submitted by Roy Frack on July 9, 2020 Permalink

I distinctly remember something about "until death do us part!"

Submitted by William Hauslein on July 9, 2020 Permalink

Say, I know we're pals, but I think you are taking this vegetarianism too far.

Submitted by Kris Downs on July 10, 2020 Permalink

Just give me the remote.

Submitted by Linda Gottschall on July 10, 2020 Permalink

The patent for Wee Willie's Portable Plague Chair guaranteed social distancing and priority seating for those attending public parades and festivals.